Wednesday, March 31, 2010
so um like two weaks nvr update. u wanna know why? cos jesus kidnapped me and sodomised me until indra come and killed jesus and instead of saving me he raped me until i died in fonders field with hairil and hitler. ok so today match against hwa chong. but b4 that we go ride the bus then pass by graveyard. wan take picture but cant cos the bus move.blame nazri for farting until everyone died. u think this does not have link. well ur wrong. u see nazri fart n everyone died but the bus driver in order to revive us he need to call hitler so he go hitler house do techtonik then we live back. ok so the match we lost like real man.half way hairil fight with marcus then couch put him out and talk to him then he pau to we all but we nvr get cought cos couch love us. then i go out cos i cant paly very gd.couch say training i play gd then in game cant play. i tell him i nervouse then he say u nervouse then laugh.i love that guy cos he teach me gd.then go home in the bus. mr ng take my cap i give him chance. then i take back then he take again then i hold on for spidermans life then i say wat kind of teacher are u trying to sodomise a student.u dont know wat sodomise meands.it means butt fuck.then i take back and he take again then i shout hey i pluck ur cock hair. then he scared give me back. hahahahaha wat a noob get pwned by a short guy. pussy like benjamin
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- 6:16 AM
Thursday, March 25, 2010
ok so yesterday got game against pasir ris cres. and we lost nothing new. im the type of guy who nvr blame others so i will say we lost partially my fault, partially hairil's fault and partially nazri fault. my fault cos i nvr catch properly couch say go for the ball then i go forward the bsll go through my leg.olle.then hairil throw at me like a drunken nazi soldier throwing granade. throw only one balll on target then i nvr catch cos the ball hit my hand.he say he cant throw cos indra peed on him or something. nazri fault cos he let alot of walk. batting ok ah strike out once but couch say atleast i try and not stand there like statue cos scared of ball like wali. wali got owned. couch throw him out of the team. hahahahahahahahahawat a noob then indra upgrade into indra 1st base. now all the e2 boys go in field. then couch say i,indra and hairil best players. ofcause ah we bests players. we take steroids wat. then marcus cry cos he say its tears of anger. wtf who the hell cries when they are angry.pussy. then i die.the next day hairil fart at my face so i live back then go the sports day thing the next day.boring sei cheer cheer cheer then nvr run cos raining then i go tiger woods house take picture of him sleaping with david beckam is that how u spell his name. ah fuck it. bye ah
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- 6:58 AM
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
so yesterday i, hairil hirashimakirawerasofiapantatbesar and indra inuyasyaketiakbasahwapikakonekkecik go paint the stupid field.indra paint thick like fuck sia. michele jackson fake skin also lose. then paint finish go buy. then indra ditch us like mother ducks. i know got no link but i got nothing smart to say so i make shit up. then go buy spray pain but buy wrong. the paint invisible wan. but when dry become super shiny. its so shiny that when benjamin see his eyes become big but his jaw shrink then he ran like donkey.so hairil call his father go buy paint. then while waiting hairil pitch and fart. i was like wtf and laugh like shit util my intestine explode and grow flower. then we go home at 6.45. then the next day god decide to make it rain. talk about bad timing. then all the paint wash away. so we decide to paint after the chinese thingy where we slack and draw jersey.we draw so nice you see only you become fat.seriousely you expand until your fats cover your eye. thenthe field lock so ask security gard and om for key both or them don have. wtf man. they surpose to have key.its their job. if they don have key worms will fall from the sky and eat all the cow. when there is no cow there is no meat. when theres no meat wat are the dinosaur serpose to eat? thats right they will eat nazri. do you want to be a nazri killer?i know i do. so tmorrow nead to hard core paint untill we dance techtonik with michele jackson.
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- 8:10 AM
Friday, March 19, 2010
wtf epic face
indra acting cool with my glove
hairil pitching
acting fierce
self blowjob
i dono wat the fuck they doing like gay buddies
ok so today got slight fever because yesterday pray at the field outside mosque is that how u spell it. watever la so then halfway start raining. got decided to pee at the wrong time. then my baju kurung soaking wet so i open my shirt but go another shirt inside ah. i nvr strip in public unless jesus told me he want to strip then i strip with him. so then hairil decided to play softball at dunman there. dono why there maybe adolf hitler told him to go there so he can join after he kill the jews who knows. than obama ome down and give us aids. just kidding. actually he gave us cancer osama gave us aids. then we play indra pitch hit hairil knee he cry like pussy cat.then after 1 hour we go home. i bored so i decided to help my grandmother to clean her store room. man that was a bad idea. open the store toook out one box all the bloody cockrouch come out like 300 like that. the all shout "THIS IS SPARTA" then i run in the room cos i scared of cockrouch. then i come out after one hour to help again but prepared with bug spray and lighter so i can burn those sun of a cat up. then i got head ache and a fever
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- 8:05 PM
Thursday, March 18, 2010
ok so im really bored i ask u all for suggestion all give me retarded answer so in the end i play with bobby. if u dont know who bobby is i will tell you. he is my gutar. and no its not gay to name ur guitar. k now got nothing say so bye
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- 4:04 AM
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
since i nvr update for about a week i think i start with sunday. As usual i emo with my guitar dono why that day so sad but i play my guitar until my father come in and said he wan talk to me. then he said u gay is it don wan play soccer i just keep quiet then he ask why i quiet in skool i say got nothing say then just shut up la then he say u know the psycho all the serial killers, molester and rapist all start quiet. keep their feeling bottle up but when cannot take it they comite a crime. so i got nothing say i said ok. then monday go clean equipment at skool. only i, indra and hairil come cos we very comited. thats right we are talented and comited. then clean half way mr ng ask me if iknow how juggle then i say dont know. indra say he know but he fail like a noob. then he blanja buble tea but he stole my passion fruit cos he tought mango. that idiot watch out. then i drink his blue coral and indra drink his kiwi.blue coral taste so damn gd i wan die. seriousely it taste like osama's turban. yeah that gd. then go hougang walk like three idiots wait we are three idiots hahaha im laughing at myself. then yesterday go self training with all the malay in the team cos we wan train wali until he die. but b4 that i cannot tahan at home cos lil wayne keep on rapping then i beat him up then he sing then i shout fuck u then he died of cock cancer. i came to hair block 1.40 when he told me to come at 2.15 so i decide investigate the second story of his block which he say was haunted. so i went up 15 min and all i saw was an indian man and a stupid kid who ran like usain boltt then bump into me and fall but i gd boy so i help him up then he continue running. so after 15 min i went down wait for mustaqim who spoil hairil and my plan then we cycle and play then indra and alll the idiots come and at the end of the day we makan but i nvr eat cos i feed the cat. then we found out wali is the dancer at the haiti the one who dance on the roof at the biggining yeah that duchbag than at night go religiouse class then sms everyone in my contact hi! hows life to see all the diffrent kind of reply like ... or fine how about u.
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- 7:18 PM
Friday, March 12, 2010
yeah i change my blog colour to a gay shade. wooohoooo i know u like it. i change my song also to help haiti. see i good boy right. why no one belive i good boy. if u put aside the vilonce, bullying , and the rudeness i would be the goodest boy ever. haha i made a new word goodest. ok so getting back on track today got the parent dialog thing then my parents go meet mr chia while i go tuition that sucks. then go home my mohter so happy with my results so i decided to take advantage and ask her for my psp. guess wat thats right she never give me back :( i got owned by my mom. then she say mr chia said all the teachers love my art but my malay suck like dog poop ate by a cat and shit back by a dragon. yeah thats how much it sucks then they say i smart and quiet in class my father say just like him and my mum was like wtf. then mr chia say he never notice i where specs. men that guy is a noob so im done if got anything interesting happen at night i post again
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- 9:19 PM
skool boring like usual so skip to softball match but i tired so i will ask lil wayne talk for me.
lil wayne: ok so my homeboy ashraf and his niggers goes to woodlands ring and lost. but they lost with pride cos ashraf manage to kill three ass niggers by throwing to one. they lost because of the pussy guy name wali he suck hard core even i dont suck that much. then the final score 14-6 not that bad. man i need some bear
ashraf: fuck u man stay here and talk nigger only i can drink
lil wayne : fuck u small man im gonna pick the world up and drop it on ur small ass fucking head
ashraf: oh shit
ps i just found out how to link yes i own
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- 7:03 AM
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
today we got trash by monford or something forgot the name but who cares we lose cos of nazri marcus and hairil. nazri cos he pitch like shit. marcus cos he catch ball then dono wat to do then i shout buto he cry. then he tell teacher. hairil cos mucas hit his face like the ball mustaqim throw at me hit my face but i nvr cry cos i real man then cauch call me gangster. damn that old man i call him yakuza from now on. i lazy post u not happy make ur own blog small dick. peace out
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- 4:49 AM
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
ok so today go paint the field for competition tmr. only me,hairil,mustaqim,bryan and jonathan do the gay boy suhail and hanafi never do cos they gaying at hall. so then we paint then mr ng come dono wat he talk ah then i bored so i clemb the fence want to go the hall but mu hand to short cannot reach then i climb down half way going fall so i ask hairil to hold my leg to cuision my fall then he did then he save my life. then we go toilet talk about jesus seriousely.then we continue paintingthen mr ng say wrong so we paint again . then 7 we go home. then paint all over my body then i die
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- 5:42 AM
Friday, March 5, 2010
so yesterday school realy boring. so skip it. at training i catch for nazri then he tired so i play with couch. we play trow and catch like wtf.play all fast game then he trow wrong kena my hand but i real man and real man laugh at their hand when get hit by a ball at 70km per hour. thats right i measure. and im not saying thats right to copy hairil, im saying it cos it fits the sentance. then cauch ask bet then he say i and indra got strength but indra bat better cos he twist his waist. then indra kembang. then keefe bet i tell him wait he swing the ball kena my head i never cry cos i real man. then play match i tired like shit cos marcus do wan to cover and catch like shit unlike me cos i pro then i catch all the straight ball that kena meat the chest. ina say i play cute. wtf. its not cute man. i had my fierce face on. then the rest of the training lame cos it started to rain. today art i get molested by tat sang. then teacher tell me can hit him so he touched me i elbo his ribcage. then science i right fast mr vinu say i from the show heroes. that guy realy world then the rest of the day i day dream. oh ya yesterday i indra nazri and mustakim decided to sing the haiti song then they say i sound like nick jonas. i dont sound like that gay ass
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- 5:40 AM
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
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- 6:06 AM
wtf epic face
indra acting cool with my glove
hairil pitching
acting fierce
self blowjob
i dono wat the fuck they doing like gay buddies
