Tuesday, September 28, 2010
hi long time i never post. you wanna know why? ok i tell you the story.ok so i was walking down the road one day and doing coolshit while making girls turn on, a random guy came and said "hey jesus.". and i said"i aint no jesus nigger.' and he is like 'do you ever wonder why you so handsome.its because when you were born jesus had to hide from hitler because he shaved his mostach off. so he asked god to seal him into a baby thats awsome and therefor making the baby handsome in the process. so god seeled it in you. Jesus is in you. You are jesus.' and im like what nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok bye.' so thats the story.ok im gonna tell you about the week. so monday i slack in skool. but after skool got oral and i got the chubby hamdani. he starting call indrabut pronounce it as indre. then he call me ash. idiot cant even pronounce my whole name. then he called hairil hair il. then during oral i talk like noel. yeh thats gay and i love it.ok then today i indra anyhow say i love faith. wtf man that guy is full of bull shit and deserve to be rape by a gay pedophyle.then i play guitar like woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo
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ooooo but sing like woooooohooooo cos i forget the lyrics.ok then after skool wanted to do art then some random teacher say fuck off or ill rape you. if she look like katty perry i would stay but she looks like benjamins non existing penis so i left. then went to softball shop decide on jersey and bought glove. mustaqim also follow then he buy inner which i try but then take out and hairil saw my six pac. im not joking about that he saw it.ok then go home. so tmr i go make braces so never go skool. i tell u if anything cool happen in the dentist. peace out
your amazing, just the way you are
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- 8:43 AM
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
hi so today im gonna do something diffrent. so a few days ago i was on youtube watching nigahiga then my father went in and asked why i made youtube videos. i was like wtf i don even own a youtube account then he say then wats on the screen i said its not me its a japanese guy then he laugh and said i look just like him i don even look like him i meen scroll down bellow and see the two picture of me and nigahiga its so diffrent 
me last year
nigahiga dono how long ago
yous see so much diffrent i look more like the guy bellow
look at the similarity its like looking in a mirror seriously
ok enough of this shit i gonna go eat some ecstasy and dance like lee kwan yu bye
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- 12:14 AM
Friday, August 13, 2010
hey may name is prof benjaminsunkxavierstesiticlehard and im here to tell u about how ashraf owns your ass every single mofo one of you seriousely. jk im actualy fabio and i want to sex u out.ok la enough ok so i long time never post and im just here to say ina has an epic face hairil got owned and pwned and owned and pwned erika is a lazy mofo i dont like where i sit in class, noel like to sing and im shirtless right now. oh and i just realize i have small nipples. seriousely like some one use crayon to draw on my chest like that ok bye
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- 12:08 AM
Saturday, July 31, 2010
30 random things about me
1.i dont like babies
2.i dont like crouded places
3.i dont like being called short
4.i feel like dancing
5.i smell something wierd
6.i say i like cakes but actually i dont
7.i dont like people who show of alot
8.my leg is swollen due to skateboarding accident
9.im only wearing my underwear right now
10.im racist
11.im a mixture of malay, indian and chinese
12. i owned everyones asses exept hairil. i own him online but he own me real life
13. i like fighting
14. i beat up a p6 boy when i was p1
15. i went to anger therephy before but it did not work
16.i cant slam dunk. i know. shocking rite
17.im scared of small baby doll especially the ones that can talk. they are fucking scary man
18.i have short atention span
19. something just tap my shoulder
20. i need to eat
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- 11:09 PM
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
listen to me people
i got a song for you
listen to me real close now
or ill fuck you
people arent always what they say
they just tell you their lame stories just to be pretty
its fucked up that people do not have any originalty
i just think all this shit is just freeking gay
we got the emo guys sitting by themsleve
they think its cool to cry behind the shelf
dont they know people think they got the gayies
i just say their just a buch of gay ass pussies
we got the suck ups always annoying everyone
acting like they think studying is fun
better go to the bar and get laid
listen to my advice do wat i say
skaters are the best
skate all the way
skaters for life
skate every day
song i made in 5 min the ending is shitty like erika
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- 6:04 AM
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
imposible
pop shove it
nose grab
ollie over
kick flip
seriosely if this time this thing never go up my blog im raping it. oh hey. so yesterday i went skateboarding without my parents knowing by myself. sigh sad life. then skate fall skate fall skate fall hurt my leg but it got better then today went skating again did a lot of tricks then land perfactly. then mustaqim lose S.K.A.T.E with me. stupid short fuck then skate skate skate go home dance a little and fuck myself real hard. even the jews that were taking over the world were killed with my sperms. then erika died of lung cancer after being diagnose with aids by xavier. i just sit there and dance with the mehmet brothers. ok i get bored and im gonna die of cancer bye bye
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- 5:36 AM
Saturday, July 10, 2010
so i never blog for long time. dont expect no sorry. k so im too lazy to blog somemore k bye
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- 11:06 PM
imposible
pop shove it
nose grab
